kaijuno:

mitzo:

kaijuno:

The funniest thing about my psychotic episode was that I couldn’t recognize my own reflection and whenever I was in the bathroom there was always SOMEONE ELSE (me) ALREADY IN THERE and my reaction was always like “hey uh… what’s the deal with this guy??” Yknow like who’s that bozo

EXACTLY

xixijinping:

melt-in-places:

guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee

parrhesiac:

manywinged:

manywinged:

i like the term “gallows humor” because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like “i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution”

ALT

I am going to get a good grade at my public execution, something that is both reasonable to want and possible to achieve.

crazysodomite:

im kind of obsessed with this graphic.

dementedgnomicwizard:

theuntoaster:

catgirlwheels:

defectivegembrain:

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.

Ever since I read a post saying “don’t trust yourself after 9pm” whenever I find myself spiralling at 2am I check the time, see it’s after 9pm, and remember not to trust myself and just go to sleep. Works wonders. The problems are never as bad in the morning.

thereignclub-trc:

thereignclub-trc:

If you have no other option, you will succeed.

“I’ll figure it out” is a powerful statement. Yes, you may not know what to do next or where to even begin… but you are ready and willing to do what it takes. You will in fact figure it out.

crotchapple:

bishonen:

capnsaltsquid:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

???????????

… I can’t be the only one seeing this.

still-asunbeam:

clit just twitched. danger nearby

animentality:

mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes

bismuth-soup:

the-trans-exo:

super-metroid:

lavenderlemniscate:

itznarcotic:

inaccurate, they will survive.

can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth

❗️important post

slicedcheesegremlin:

rule